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The hunter shot nothing.
He got ten more Free Spins.
No ducks.
No Money symbols.
Nothing with feathers anywhere on the screen.
Just the fourth Wild hunter of the feature arriving with a shotgun and enough confidence to qualify the complete absence of wildlife as progress.
The counter added ten spins.
The Money collection multiplier moved to x2.
Big Duck Splash 1000 had apparently introduced a hunting season where four sightings of the hunter extended the season even if the ducks remained completely unharmed.
This was excellent news for the ducks.
Less so for me.
I was already down for the session.
The feature had just become twice as serious because a man with a shotgun had successfully located an empty lake.
That needed some history.
I had started with €100.00 at €0.60 per spin.
The setting was painfully cheerful.
Blue lake.
Pine trees.
Little wooden cabin.
Boat tied at the edge.
Cattails.
Bright sky.
A beagle on the reels looking furious enough to suggest somebody had promised him ducks hours ago.
The rest of the hunting equipment was already present.
Binoculars.
Hat.
Hunting Permit.
Then letters in the usual places.
The hunter himself did not appear as a Wild in the base game.
He was saving that level of enthusiasm for the Free Spins.
The first ten minutes were mostly ordinary.
A line of Qs.
€1.20.
Some hats.
€1.80.
The dog connected across enough reels for €3.00 and looked no happier afterward.
That was understandable.
He was the only animal in the game being asked to work.
The ducks, when they eventually became important, were going to carry money.
The dog got a paytable.
The first two Hunting Permits appeared fairly early.
Two Scatters.
The third did not.
No feature.
The reels moved on.
A few spins later, two Permits again.
Nothing.
That document became the strangest object on the lake very quickly.
You did not need one Hunting Permit.
You needed three.
Apparently everyone in the hunting party required separate paperwork except the ducks.
They could arrive with up to 1000x attached to them and no identification whatsoever.
I kept €0.60.
The balance moved through €95.
Then €91.
A dog line returned a little.
Binoculars paid.
One spin showed two Hunting Permits and a hat on the remaining useful reel.
The hat looked fully licensed.
It was not.
No Free Spins.
At €84.20, the first genuinely strange rescue happened.
Two Scatters landed again.
I had already seen enough of them to expect the third absence.
The reels stopped.
No third Permit.
Then the game disagreed with its own result.
A hook appeared.
One of the reels was pulled upward.
The symbols shifted.
Another Hunting Permit emerged.
Three.
The feature triggered.
The lake had physically reeled in missing paperwork.
I had not bought anything.
I had not changed the stake.
Two permits had arrived naturally and the game had apparently decided the local licensing office could be accessed using fishing equipment.
Ten Free Spins.
The hunter finally appeared.
First useful spin of the feature, one Wild hunter landed with two duck Money symbols.
The ducks now had values.
One showed 2x.
The other 5x.
At €0.60, €1.20 and €3.00.
The hunter collected both.
€4.20.
Efficient.
Nobody needed to explain anything.
Man with gun.
Two financially identifiable ducks.
Money gone.
Next spin.
Three ducks.
No hunter.
One was 10x.
€6.00 sitting on a duck.
Another 5x.
Another 2x.
€10.20 worth of wildlife waddling around the reels.
No Wild.
The spin ended.
The ducks left with all their money.
That was the first sign that the lake had shift work.
Hunters one day.
Ducks the next.
Very safe ecosystem.
Another Free Spin brought a hunter.
No ducks.
He helped a small line because he was still Wild.
Fine.
But financially, he had arrived to hunt a K.
The following spin finally aligned things.
One duck at 5x.
Hunter.
€3.00 collected.
Not much.
Still, the two species had occupied the same calendar date.
Then came another duck-heavy result.
2x.
10x.
15x.
No hunter.
€16.20 attached to birds.
They left.
The beagle was not present either.
Presumably everyone with any training had gone to the cabin.
I had begun counting hunters by then.
Not because each hunter was especially lucrative.
Every fourth one mattered.
Four Wilds collected during the feature meant another ten spins.
So the hunting season itself was being extended by hunter sightings.
First hunter had worked.
Second had found no ducks.
Third appeared with one cheap duck and collected it.
Three.
I wanted the fourth.
The ducks could wait.
That was already a ridiculous change in priorities for a game called Big Duck Splash 1000.
The best thing a hunter could do was no longer shoot ducks.
It was be the fourth hunter.
Then he appeared.
No ducks.
Opening scene.
Ten extra Free Spins.
Collection multiplier x2 for the next level.
The man had walked into frame, discovered the lake empty and somehow improved all future duck economics.
There were now more spins than before he arrived.
The feature had been rewarded for staffing.
The ducks remained alive.
The second batch started.
Now any Money collected by a Wild hunter would be doubled.
Good.
The ducks immediately responded by avoiding him.
First extended spin.
Duck at 10x.
No Wild.
Gone.
Next.
Wild hunter.
No duck.
He substituted into a little line.
€1.20.
The man had been equipped with a shotgun and an x2 Money collection multiplier and was earning his living as a letter.
Next spin.
Two ducks.
2x and 5x.
No hunter.
The lake was now openly scheduling them separately.
Then something intervened.
A hunter was on screen without ducks.
The hunting machinery kicked in.
Shoot the Reels.
The symbols changed around him.
One duck Money symbol appeared.
10x.
There.
The game had finally become concerned enough about the hunter’s empty afternoon to manufacture wildlife.
He collected the 10x duck.
€6.00 base value.
x2 collection level.
€12.00.
That was easily the best collection so far.
Also morally complicated for the lake.
It had created the duck specifically because the hunter had failed to find one.
I continued watching.
Another Wild.
Hunter number six.
No duck.
No special rescue this time.
He stood there.
Small line.
Gone.
Then came the richest duck I saw all session.
100x.
At €0.60, €60.00.
One bird.
Sixty euros.
I checked every position for the hunter.
No Wild.
No hook.
No Shoot the Reels.
Nothing.
The 100x duck remained on screen for the result.
Orange bill.
Money value attached.
Completely safe.
It disappeared.
That duck understood the timetable.
The feature had x2 collection active.
If a hunter had appeared, that single bird could have become €120.00.
Instead, the hunter had been present one spin earlier hunting vowels.
I was still nowhere near a profitable feature.
Hunter seven arrived later.
This time two ducks were present.
2x.
5x.
Seven times the bet in Money.
€4.20.
x2.
€8.40.
Useful.
The feature total finally looked less embarrassing.
More importantly, that was Wild number seven.
One more hunter would mean another ten spins and another level increase.
The progression bar now had one job.
Find one large man in camouflage.
Big Duck Splash 1000 had begun as a duck hunt.
It was now a hunt for the hunter.
The next spin produced three ducks.
No Wild.
5x.
10x.
25x.
€24.00 of Money values.
At x2, they represented €48.00 if collected.
Nothing came.
No hunter.
No emergency shotgun animation.
No hook.
The ducks left.
I had three spins remaining.
Still seven Wilds.
Next spin.
Hunter symbols?
None.
One duck.
15x.
Safe.
Gone.
Two spins.
The dog appeared.
Binoculars.
Hat.
The dog looked furious again.
At least somebody on screen understood the situation.
No hunter.
One spin.
I needed one Wild.
Not a 1000x duck.
Not a 100x.
Not even a duck.
One hunter.
That would add ten spins and push the Money collection multiplier higher again.
The final spin started.
First reel.
Dog.
Second.
Hunting Permit.
Third.
Duck.
5x.
Fourth.
Letter.
Fifth.
Hunter?
No.
Another duck.
10x.
Two Money ducks on the final spin.
€9.00 of base value.
x2 collection available.
No Wild.
They sat there.
The season ended.
Seven hunters had appeared.
The fourth had earned ten extra spins for finding no ducks.
The seventh had actually collected something useful.
The eighth never arrived.
The ducks on the final screen had combined value.
Nobody came to shoot them.
Feature total: €18.60.
My balance settled at €91.40.
I did not go back to the base game for another hunting trip.
There was no need.
The session had already shown me the entire ecological problem.
Hunters appeared when ducks were absent.
Ducks became expensive when hunters were absent.
When both finally shared the lake, the values tended to be small.
The feature had even generated a duck for an unemployed hunter once, apparently because the silence had become awkward.
And the 100x duck?
Untouched.
Sixty euros of bird.
Potentially €120.00 under the x2 collection level.
It had crossed the lake during the safest spin of its life.
The final result still showed two Money ducks and no hunter.
One 5x.
One 10x.
The cabin remained warm in the background.
The boat remained tied up.
The dog remained somewhere in the symbol set with the expression of an animal who had seen this coming.
Seven hunters had managed twenty Free Spins.
The ducks won.
I hit a win. Blackbeard’s Bounty hit delete.