18+ Only. Play Responsibly.
I started with €200 and a €1 stake.
The screen had nine spaces.
That seemed manageable.
Three columns.
Three rows.
A glowing purple vault behind them.
A golden pig smiling beside the whole arrangement with the expression of something that had never once been asked where all its coins came from.
Coin Fusion also offered a little +MYSTERY switch.
Turning it on changed the €1 at the bottom of the screen to €1.25.
More safes for another quarter per spin.
I switched it on.
The button on the other side wanted 100 times the bet to go directly into the green part of the vault.
I left that alone.
The pig could have the extra twenty-five cents.
It was not getting €125 before demonstrating basic safe competence.
First spin.
A gold coin landed in the upper-right square showing €2.50.
There was nothing beside it.
Nothing underneath it.
No matching coin anywhere.
It paid €2.50 anyway.
The coin had arrived with its own price and apparently required no supporting cast.
Next spin produced nothing.
Then €1.25.
Then a Mystery safe dropped into the bottom-left square.
The little gold door opened.
Inside was €5.
This raised questions about the person responsible for putting €5 in a full-sized glowing vault, but the €5 entered the balance and the safe disappeared before anyone had to defend the decision.
I kept the €1.25 running.
The purple grid remained tiny.
That became increasingly deceptive.
A €7.50 coin appeared alone.
A Double symbol landed beside two coins and turned both of their displayed values into twice what they had been.
Then nothing useful followed it.
Another Mystery safe opened to a coin.
The next opened to another coin.
By the time my balance reached €182.50, I had developed a very simple relationship with safes.
Appear.
Open.
Do not contain furniture.
A few spins later, two Mystery safes landed together.
The first opened.
€2.50.
The second door swung out.
+1.
A safe had contained arithmetic.
The purple lights disappeared.
Everything behind the grid went green.
RESPINS appeared above it.
My balance was €177.50.
The nine little spaces remained.
For approximately three seconds.
A €5 coin landed.
The respin count jumped back.
Then €10 arrived.
Back again.
Another coin filled the first column completely.
The right edge of the grid flashed.
A fourth reel slid into place.
I had not requested a larger vault.
The pig had apparently reviewed the quantity of gold on screen and reached its own conclusion.
The fourth reel came with three fresh empty spaces.
A €2.50 coin occupied one almost immediately.
The respins reset.
Another coin landed.
Reset.
The count dropped twice without anything arriving.
Then an x2 symbol appeared.
Every visible coin changed.
€5 became €10.
€10 became €20.
€2.50 became €5.
Nothing was paid out or removed.
The numbers simply woke up twice as large.
The golden pig continued smiling.
Of course it did.
If my living room suddenly doubled the numerical value of everything inside it, I would also try to look as though this happened every Tuesday.
The next symbol completed another column.
A fifth reel appeared.
The original 3×3 arrangement was now a 5×3 arrangement and still growing.
The vault had begun the session as a small square.
It was turning into an extension project with no visible planning permission and one pig supervising from the side.
Coins kept dropping.
€5.
€2.50.
€10.
One blank respin.
Another.
The x2 symbol flashed.
One of its lives disappeared.
The respin counter went straight back to its starting number.
The Double had now found a second occupation.
First it doubled the money.
Then, when the grid started running out of time, it sacrificed part of itself to keep the whole thing alive.
This was becoming a surprisingly demanding career for a blue coin.
A sixth reel slid in.
There were now eighteen spaces.
Most were occupied.
The few empty ones had become enormous.
One remained halfway down the sixth reel for two respins.
Nothing.
One respin.
A gold coin dropped into it.
The counter recovered.
The seventh reel appeared.
The pig had successfully converted a nine-space game into twenty-one places where money could become stuck.
The green vault stretched across the screen.
Above it sat GRAND x10000, MAJOR x5000 and ULTRA x25000, all glowing with the confidence of prizes that had been watching smaller numbers do the actual work.
Then the Collector arrived.
A golden pig symbol dropped among the coins with COLLECTOR underneath it.
Every visible coin value lit up.
The total jumped.
The Collector did not remove them.
It simply took their values once and left the coins sitting there afterwards.
The pig had now discovered a method of collecting money without the inconvenience of making the money go away.
There were four empty positions left.
A coin filled one.
Reset.
Another.
Reset.
Two empty.
The respins began descending again.
A €5 coin took the upper vacancy.
One remained.
Bottom-right corner.
Twenty occupied spaces around it.
The entire vault had grown from three reels to seven because it apparently refused to stop constructing rooms until every coin had somewhere to sit.
Three respins.
Nothing.
Two.
Nothing.
One.
A coin landed in the final square.
The whole grid flashed.
€120 stood above it.
Every position was full.
For the first time since the bonus began, the pig had run out of places to put things.
So it offered me another thing.
SPECIAL OFFER.
The grid faded behind a much smaller reel.
After making me fill twenty-one spaces across seven reels, Coin Fusion had chosen this moment to reveal that its grand finale required only three.
The price appeared.
One quarter of the €120 currently won.
€30.
I looked at the three-position Magic Reel.
The possible stops included jackpots and multipliers.
It could also give me nothing.
The pig was asking for €30 of money already sitting in the feature so that a tiny reel could determine whether filling the largest possible vault had merely been preparation for a smaller vault.
I clicked accept.
€120 became €90.
The Magic Reel started.
ULTRA passed.
Blank.
x10.
GRAND.
Blank.
x25.
It stopped.
x25.
At a €1.25 bet, that was €31.25.
The total became €121.25.
I had handed the pig €30.
The pig had returned €31.25.
After safes, expanding reels, doubled coins, sacrificial x2 lives, a Collector, twenty-one occupied positions and a Magic Reel, the Special Offer had improved my result by €1.25.
Exactly one HyperPlay spin.
The feature ended.
My balance showed €298.75.
The purple 3×3 grid returned.
Nine spaces again.
The golden pig was still smiling.
The +MYSTERY switch remained on.
I closed the game before it found a way to offer me x24.
The fruit symbols in Fabulous 777s are just placeholders for inner decay.