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The volcano spat out a blue coin and I stopped caring about the 7s.
It landed on the reels.
Then it left.
Straight across to the CASHINGO grid.
Fourth row.
First position.
€0.40 sitting inside a blue coin.
There were still five reels full of bells, BARs, cherries, clubs, diamonds and red 7s directly beside it.
They could sort themselves out.
I had a row now.
I started with €52.70 at €0.40 a spin.
Five reels.
Five rows.
Three thousand one hundred and twenty-five ways.
Enough classic fruit-machine hardware to occupy an entire wall of blinking nostalgia.
And to the left of all that, twenty-five dark volcanic circles waiting to be filled with blue money.
The actual reels produced the first small win.
BARs connected.
€0.80.
Fine.
The blue coin stayed where it was.
Much more important.
Next spin gave me a bell, a cherry and several symbols that had spent decades being famous in fruit machines without learning how to complete a CASHINGO row.
Nothing.
Then a yellow coin landed.
Yellow stayed on the reels.
Blue went to the grid.
The distinction became immediately ridiculous.
Same volcano.
Same general concept of money.
Blue coin had accommodation.
Yellow coin had to remain with the cherries.
A few spins later, another blue coin arrived.
Fourth row.
Second position.
€0.80.
Now I had two adjacent circles filled.
The first was €0.40.
The second €0.80.
Three empty positions remained.
That was enough.
The volcano in the background could erupt as violently as it liked.
I wanted positions three, four and five.
A small ways win returned €0.40.
The reels flashed.
The lava moved.
No blue coin.
Next.
One of the volcanic eruptions finally threw another coin onto the reels.
Blue.
Good.
Corresponding position:
fourth row, fourth spot.
Value:
€0.20.
Excellent and irritating at the same time.
The volcano had correctly understood both the colour and the row.
It had missed the useful square by one.
My fourth CASHINGO row now looked like this:
money.
money.
hole.
money.
hole.
That became the landscape.
Not the volcano.
Not the lava.
Not the red sky.
Two holes.
The rest of the grid was mostly empty, but I did not care.
A blue coin landed somewhere on row one later.
Completely irrelevant.
Congratulations to row one.
It could start its own problem.
Another ordinary combination returned €0.80.
Then the fourth row got another blue coin.
I saw the colour and waited for the empty third position.
No.
Second position again.
There was already €0.80 there.
The new coin carried €0.40.
It merged with the existing one.
That position became €1.20.
So the volcano had found an occupied square and made it richer.
The empty position directly beside it remained empty.
This was now personal geology.
The fourth row contained €0.40, €1.20, nothing, €0.20, nothing.
One of the circles was becoming wealthier without the row becoming any closer to finished.
The next few spins were ordinary.
A red 7 combination gave €1.20.
That completed the €3.20 returned across the opening nineteen spins.
Nineteen bets had cost €7.60.
Balance:
€48.30.
The CASHINGO row still had three occupied positions.
The volcano still had lava.
I pressed again.
The reels changed completely.
HOT MODE.
Everything recognisable disappeared.
No cherries.
No bells.
No BARs.
No 7s.
The entire fruit machine had been evacuated.
Coins and blanks.
That was it.
The volcano had finally decided ordinary symbols were obstructing the bingo.
Seven paid spins.
Same €0.40 stake.
The first HOT MODE spin filled the reels with dark empty spaces and a few coins glowing against them.
One blue coin landed.
I followed it across.
Fourth row.
Third position.
€0.40.
There.
Four positions occupied.
Only the fifth remained empty.
The row now held:
€0.40.
€1.20.
€0.40.
€0.20.
hole.
Five black volcanic circles across.
Four blue.
One empty.
The whole screen could have disappeared except that final circle.
Second HOT MODE spin.
Yellow coins landed sequentially from the left.
€0.80.
€0.40.
€0.20.
That was enough for the cash sequence.
€1.40.
The yellow coins actually paid on the reels and stayed out of my blue-grid problem entirely.
Useful.
Wrong colour.
Third HOT MODE spin.
Blue coin.
Fourth row.
Third position again.
No.
The grid already had €0.40 there.
The new coin carried €0.80.
The position became €1.20.
So now the middle of the row had also become richer.
Still no fifth coin.
The volcano had managed to create two increasingly valuable occupied positions beside one perfectly empty circle.
Fourth HOT MODE spin.
Blanks.
A few coins.
Nothing completed.
Fifth spin.
More coins.
One blue went elsewhere on the grid.
Not the row.
Another yellow coin sat too far right to form the kind of sequence I wanted.
The volcano was firing money in every direction except the one dark circle I had selected as the centre of the known universe.
Sixth HOT MODE spin.
Blue coin.
Rightmost reel position.
I watched it transfer.
Fourth row.
Fifth position.
Finally.
The row filled.
Five blue coins.
Left to right.
€0.40.
€1.20.
€1.20.
€0.20.
€1.20.
Total:
€4.20.
CASHINGO.
The row paid.
Then those five coins disappeared from the grid because they had finally formed their set.
Nineteen ordinary spins had built the thing.
HOT MODE had spent six more spins finishing it.
The reward for completing my perfect row was an empty row.
Of course.
The volcano had made me spend all that time filling five circles so it could clear all five circles.
The seventh and final HOT MODE spin arrived with the fourth row completely dark again.
Two yellow coins connected sequentially from the left.
€0.40.
€0.80.
€1.20 returned.
No new CASHINGO line.
HOT MODE ended.
The total return across those seven paid spins was €6.80.
€1.40 from the earlier yellow sequence.
€4.20 from the completed blue row.
€1.20 from the final yellow sequence.
Seven spins had cost €2.80.
Balance:
€52.30.
I was forty cents below where I started.
The volcano had spent twenty-six paid spins assembling, enriching and finally completing a blue row, then used HOT MODE to bring me almost perfectly back to the entrance.
That seemed fair for a mountain that had abandoned lava destruction in favour of recreational grid filling.
The normal symbols returned.
Cherries.
BARs.
7s.
Bells.
Clubs.
I had forgotten how cluttered they looked.
HOT MODE had reduced the reels to black spaces and glowing money.
Now a cherry felt unnecessary.
First ordinary spin back:
nothing.
Second:
small BAR win.
€0.40.
Third:
blue coin.
I watched it transfer automatically.
Different position.
The CASHINGO grid had started rebuilding.
Of course it had.
The fourth row had been beautifully empty for roughly three spins.
Another few bets passed.
A yellow coin appeared without a partner.
No cash sequence.
The volcano erupted again later and pushed a coin into a random reel position.
Blue.
It transferred into the grid.
Not adjacent to anything useful.
Good.
We were back to scattering money around twenty-five circles and hoping geometry eventually developed ambition.
A classic-symbol hit returned €0.80.
Several blanks followed.
Not HOT MODE blanks.
Ordinary fruit-machine blanks.
The less exciting kind.
Then came a ways win for €1.20.
That completed the €2.40 returned across the final fifteen spins.
Fifteen bets had cost €6.
Balance:
€48.70.
I had started with €52.70.
€4 down.
No Free Spins.
No Wheel Bonus.
No Jackpot set.
No miraculous Grand coin sitting in the perfect blue line.
Just one completed CASHINGO row, two yellow cash sequences, several volcanic coin deliveries and the unmistakable discovery that an active volcano can become extremely invested in filling circles.
I stopped.
The reels showed a mixture of 7s, BARs and coloured suit symbols.
The volcano was still burning behind them.
On the CASHINGO grid, one fresh blue coin had already begun another unfinished pattern.
One circle filled.
Four more would make a row.
I knew where that road went.
The volcano could finish its own bingo.
Pots of Power Dragon’s Blessing has more red flags than a bonus buy menu.
