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The hare paid €1.20.
The grizzly did not.
They were both on the reels.
One was a small brown animal whose traditional survival strategy involved leaving immediately.
The other had a mouth large enough to make the concept of leaving immediately seem very sensible.
The hare returned my stake.
The bear contributed noise.
That was the last spin.
Thirty-eight minutes earlier, the wildlife hierarchy had been only slightly less confused.
I had started with €180 and set the stake at €1.20.
Six reels stood in front of a wide mountain valley, with snowy peaks behind them, a river running through the landscape and enough untouched wilderness to support several completely separate documentaries.
The reels contained a grizzly.
A wolf.
An eagle.
A hare.
A salmon.
Then there were the card ranks, decorated as though Q, K, J, A and 9 had all bought outdoor clothing before arriving.
Grizzly Blitz offered 4,096 ways.
On my first proper animal win, the hare connected.
Not the bear.
Not the wolf.
Not the eagle.
The hare.
Four thousand and ninety-six ways had already produced a food chain with no respect for teeth.
The next few spins did little to correct it.
An eagle appeared across several reels and stopped short.
A wolf arrived beside two card ranks and went nowhere.
Three salmon lined up in a configuration that looked promising until the reels finished.
The salmon itself seemed remarkably relaxed.
Its immediate surroundings contained an eagle, a wolf and multiple grizzly bears.
Still it kept returning.
No panic.
No attempt to reach deeper water.
Just salmon.
The first nine paid spins cost €10.80.
€3.60 came back.
Balance:
€172.80.
I paid another €1.20.
The reels stopped with four Free Games symbols scattered across them.
Four.
That mattered.
Three would have given me eight Free Games.
Four gave fifteen.
Five would have given twenty-five.
Six would have given one hundred.
There was no gentle progression at the top end.
The mountain went from twenty-five to one hundred because one additional sign had appeared.
Apparently six Scatters represented some kind of national wildlife emergency.
I had four.
Fifteen Free Games.
Balance before they started:
€171.60.
The first few passed quietly.
A small card-symbol combination returned part of a stake.
Then another little win.
€2.40 accumulated.
The animals kept moving through.
Wolf.
Salmon.
Hare.
Eagle.
Bear.
The fourth Free Game stopped differently.
Grizzlies had connected from the left.
Two diamond Wilds were involved in the same win.
The first diamond revealed x2.
The second revealed x5.
They did not multiply together.
They added.
x7.
The raw grizzly combination had been worth €2.40.
The diamonds took it to €16.80.
The grizzly finally became the most important animal on the mountain, but only after receiving assistance from two gemstones.
The bear had teeth.
Claws.
Several hundred kilos of body weight.
A Wild diamond showing x5 still outranked all of that.
€16.80 went into the Free Games total.
The next section was quieter.
A wolf crossed part of the reels.
A salmon combination returned something.
The hare resurfaced.
The feature added €3.60 without another major event.
I began watching for diamonds more than animals.
That felt wrong.
The entire landscape had been built around mountains, rivers and wildlife.
The highest predator on the screen had become geology.
Then two Free Games Scatters landed together.
Only two.
In the base game, two would have achieved nothing.
Here they added five more Free Games.
I had reached the tenth spin of the original fifteen.
Five remained.
The two Scatters pushed that back to ten.
The mountain had extended the walk.
No new destination.
Just five more opportunities for a diamond to interfere with natural selection.
The next stretch produced €4.80.
Several animals came through without enough matching neighbours.
One grizzly landed on the far right and roared from a position where it could contribute absolutely nothing.
The hare connected more often than seemed respectable.
A salmon appeared directly beneath an eagle.
Nothing happened between them.
The game was extremely strict about maintaining professional boundaries between predators and lunch.
Then Free Game 17 arrived.
Eagles connected.
Two Wild diamonds helped.
One showed x3.
The other showed x5.
x8.
The underlying win was €1.50.
The diamonds carried it to €12.
The eagle had just produced the second-best moment of the feature by flying through jewellery.
The wolf had now been demoted.
The bear had needed diamonds.
The eagle had needed diamonds.
The hare had paid without assistance.
The salmon continued existing under extraordinary personal circumstances.
Three Free Games remained.
They produced another €3.60 between them.
No second retrigger.
No enormous wall of grizzlies.
No six Scatters and their sudden hundred-spin wilderness expedition.
The Free Games ended at €43.20.
Balance:
€214.80.
I had started with €180.
The feature had put me €34.80 ahead.
I could have stopped there.
Instead I kept the stake at €1.20.
The reason was still sitting all over the reels.
Six Scatters.
One hundred Free Games.
I had seen four naturally within ten paid spins.
Then two more had appeared inside the bonus and extended it.
The possibility of seeing six together now had a shape.
Not a sensible shape.
But a shape.
The base game resumed.
Immediately, the diamonds changed.
No x2.
No x3.
No x5.
Outside Free Games they simply substituted where useful.
The same objects that had been deciding the financial importance of bears and eagles a minute earlier now returned to ordinary Wild duty.
The animals took over again.
A grizzly landed on reel one.
Another appeared on reel five.
No connection.
Two eagles crossed the middle.
A wolf sat between card ranks.
One Scatter appeared.
Then another Scatter on the next spin.
Never together.
The balance eased downward.
There was no violent collapse.
A win would return €2.40.
Then four spins would take it back.
A hare combination helped.
A couple of card-rank ways connected.
A salmon returned a little.
The grizzly appeared frequently enough to remain visually threatening and financially uncooperative.
After twelve more spins I was still above €205.
I continued.
Another pair of Scatters landed during the same paid spin.
Two.
No feature.
The screen held them there for a moment beside a wolf and a salmon.
I needed three.
The sixth reel stopped.
Bear.
The grizzly had arrived precisely when I required a sign saying Free Games.
It roared.
The two Scatters disappeared with the next spin.
Several more paid rounds passed.
One Wild diamond helped an eagle win.
No multiplier now.
The diamond had apparently finished its exciting mountain holiday and returned to being a normal substitute.
The balance slid under €200.
I still had profit.
The six-Scatter idea had become less persuasive.
One hundred Free Games remained theoretically possible.
So did being struck by a migrating salmon.
I gave the reels a few more spins.
A wolf.
Nothing.
Cards.
Nothing.
Bear on the right.
Nothing.
Salmon on the left.
Small return.
The 29th paid spin after the feature finished with the balance at €196.80.
One more.
€1.20 came out.
€195.60.
The reels stopped.
Hares connected.
Not dramatically.
No Wild diamond.
No multiplier.
No Free Games symbols.
No grizzly assistance.
€1.20.
Exactly the stake.
Balance:
€196.80.
Which brought me back to the rabbit.
The feature had once pushed me to €214.80.
Two numbered diamonds had helped a bear reach x7.
Two more had sent an eagle to x8.
Four Scatters had given me fifteen Free Games.
Two more had stretched them to twenty.
And after another thirty paid spins searching for the mountain’s mythical six-Scatter catastrophe, the final financial statement from the wilderness came from the smallest animal on the reels.
The hare returned €1.20.
Three reels away, the grizzly was still roaring.
For free.
40 Hot Diamond Desire came free-to-play and left with my peace of mind.