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The float had been assigned one job.
Keep one samba queen upright.
Rio supplied three of her on the same axle.
The first landed at the bottom of the reel.
The second appeared above her.
The third arrived at the top carrying enough feathers to alter the weather over two neighbourhoods.
For one bright second, three identical women occupied the same vertical space, each wearing orange, pink and yellow plumage, each smiling as though the float beneath them had been tested by somebody.
Then the reel compressed them.
One full-height samba queen rose from floor to roof.
Her boots occupied the bottom position.
Her smile filled the middle.
The headdress entered the upper atmosphere.
The float bowed.
Two ballast ropes tightened themselves against the left side.
A stack of sandbags shifted across the platform.
On the outside reels, two guitars completed a line through her.
The Stacked Wild joined them.
The x2 flashed.
The guitars paid €10.00.
Fireworks opened over the city.
The queen raised both arms.
The crowd cheered.
Under the float, a wooden support made the sound normally heard immediately before a table became firewood.
Rio considered this a successful opening.
The game had begun before sunset with four sandbags, two ropes and a handwritten instruction nailed to the centre float.
KEEP CENTRE BALANCED.
That was all.
No weight limit.
No feather estimate.
No warning that the middle reel could suddenly become occupied by one woman from pavement to lighting arch.
The float waited beneath palm trees wrapped in coloured bulbs. Purple dusk sat over the skyline. Fireworks were already testing themselves behind the mountain, where the great stone statue kept both arms open in the distance.
At first, the gesture looked welcoming.
Later, it looked more like preparation.
The parade route ran through three reels and five narrow lines.
Red jewels rode in gold frames.
Purple ornaments flashed beneath the lamps.
Blue decorations appeared polished enough to have their own dressing rooms.
Green triangular pieces stood upright with the confidence of expensive objects nobody could identify.
Guitars arrived from one side.
Drums answered from another.
Maracas travelled in pairs until the reels separated them and assigned each instrument a different district.
Every symbol looked ready for carnival.
Almost none had agreed which carnival.
I played at €1.00.
The ordinary procession moved in broad waves.
Jewels crossed the upper line and returned a few euros.
A drum route reached the third reel and paid just enough for the musicians to strike the skins harder.
Guitars appeared on both sides of the centre, then received a purple ornament between them.
Maracas filled the left reel while the right side brought a drum, producing a percussion section that had met but had not rehearsed.
The samba queen appeared as a regular Wild among them.
She could become anything the line required.
Between guitars, she joined the band.
Among drums, she became rhythm.
A pair of green ornaments reached her and briefly converted the queen of the avenue into decorative geometry.
She smiled through all of it.
Costume unchanged.
Feathers upright.
The palace of jewels, music and tropical lighting accepted the disguise without question.
Rio had found a woman capable of becoming a drum while still wearing earrings larger than the drum.
The float rolled forward.
The band played.
Coins crossed the screen.
Most payments were small enough to disappear beneath the next stretch of road.
The wheels turned through one long carnival murmur rather than a list of separate spins.
Guitars passed.
Drums passed.
Jewels arrived in beautiful disagreements.
The Wild dancer occasionally joined a line and restored a little money, then stepped back into the procession before the axle had finished complaining.
Whenever three versions of her appeared on one reel, the costume department fused them into the full-height Stacked Wild.
The crowd treated this as spectacle.
The float treated it as a sudden increase in vertical load.
One Stacked Wild arrived on the first reel while the remaining two reels carried a drum and two different jewels.
The x2 woke.
Nothing won.
The queen occupied all three floors of the left float, doubled the available prize and discovered there was no prize.
She kept dancing.
The platform leaned toward a drinks stall.
Two sandbags slid across the boards.
One struck a basket of coconuts.
The coconuts accepted the apology by rolling into the street.
The early €10.00 guitar hit remained the cleanest part of the base game.
After that, the road slowly took more than the instruments returned.
Not violently.
Carnival did not need violence when it had food, lighting and a parade moving too slowly to escape.
One euro left at a time.
A small jewel win came back.
A drum line softened another stretch.
The crowd grew louder as the balance grew quieter.
The queen’s feathers swept beneath cables, touched branches and once removed a paper lantern from a balcony without interrupting her smile.
The lantern stayed in the headdress for several rounds.
Nobody noticed.
Rio had reached the stage of the evening where additional decoration could no longer be detected.
Then the middle float stopped.
The side floats did not.
The centre wheels locked hard enough to throw one sandbag across the platform.
The music stretched into one sustained brass note.
Fireworks paused over the mountain.
The ordinary symbols blurred.
A full-height samba queen rose through the entire middle reel.
Not three women becoming one this time.
One woman arriving with the clear expectation that every street would reorganise around her.
Gold light climbed the feathers.
A multiplier dropped above the reels.
x20.
The crowd screamed.
Beneath her, the axle bent several degrees and entered a private religious experience.
Rio Fantasia had taken possession of the avenue.
The centre reel remained completely occupied by the queen.
Her boots stayed planted.
Her headdress touched the top frame.
The left and right reels began spinning again.
They would keep circling until something produced a win.
The parade had stopped moving forward.
The two side streets had been instructed to drive around the block until they returned carrying matching entertainment.
The first circuit brought a guitar on the left.
A drum on the right.
The queen stood between them, smiling through a musical disagreement.
No line.
The side reels left.
They returned carrying a blue jewel and a green ornament.
The queen could substitute for either one.
She could not convince them they were related.
The reels circled again.
A maraca appeared on the left.
The right side brought a guitar.
One member of the percussion section had arrived.
The other had joined a string ensemble across town.
The x20 remained above the queen.
Gold.
Bright.
Ready.
Twenty times absolutely nothing.
She kept dancing beneath it, hips moving, feathers shaking, one hand extended toward the rotating streets as though directing traffic through choreography.
The left reel returned with a drum.
The right brought a red jewel.
Another circuit produced guitars on both sides, but one landed on the wrong row.
The queen filled the entire centre reel and could connect any of the five paths passing through her.
The two guitars still managed to stand where no single path wanted both.
I had never seen a woman occupy three floors and remain unable to introduce two instruments.
The crowd did not lose patience.
This was Rio.
A parade refusing to advance because the side floats had misplaced a maraca qualified as additional entertainment.
Drummers filled the pause.
Dancers entered the gap.
A man carrying a tray of drinks climbed onto the stopped float, sold everything and left before the right reel completed another circuit.
Beneath the boards, one wheel pin had bent.
The emergency rope hung loose.
A section of orange feathers had pushed through the floor and brushed the axle in time with the music.
The queen remained above it all, fully Wild, fully illuminated and structurally involved in every problem.
The streets returned again.
Left reel: maraca.
Right reel: purple jewel.
Away they went.
Left reel: blue ornament.
Right reel: drum.
Another lap.
Then the left side arrived with a maraca in the middle row.
Painted green and yellow.
Small enough to fit in one hand.
The queen filled the centre.
The right reel slowed.
Guitar.
Red jewel.
Drum.
Then another maraca settled into the middle row.
The two instruments faced one another across a woman three positions tall.
The line connected.
The queen became maraca enough to join them.
Three maracas.
The cheapest members of the band had finally saved the largest float.
Their ordinary win was worth 2x.
The x20 dropped.
€40.00 burst across the avenue.
Fireworks restarted.
The brass section attacked the night.
The crowd behaved as though two maracas had personally repaired the city.
The queen threw her arms wide.
Coins flew around the feathers.
One struck the bent wheel pin and disappeared beneath the float.
The axle shifted.
Rio kept the euro.
The €40.00 rescue pulled the session close, but not all the way back.
The feature released the side streets.
The middle reel returned to normal.
The float lurched forward.
The band resumed at twice the previous volume because the city had interpreted a low-symbol x20 win as proof that volume was working.
I stayed for a short final stretch while the parade moved toward the larger fireworks.
Jewels passed through the reels.
A drum line returned something small.
Then three Wild dancers appeared on the third reel.
They fused.
Another full-height samba queen filled the right side.
The x2 woke around her.
The left reel held a guitar.
The middle carried a drum.
No winning route.
Rio had built a woman three floors high and forgotten to invite a second instrument.
She danced anyway.
The right float dipped toward the pavement.
A feather swept a street sign into the crowd.
The sign was caught, raised overhead and immediately became part of the parade.
I finished €11.00 behind.
It was not enough to ruin the evening.
It was enough to make the confetti feel financially involved.
On the final screen, one wheel leaned inward.
A spare sandbag had split.
Pink dust covered the boards.
The queen held the x20 placard like a fan while the musicians argued over who had saved the procession.
The maracas claimed rhythm.
The guitars claimed melody.
The drums claimed they had been louder.
The axle claimed nothing.
It had seen enough.
I closed the game.
The three floats continued toward the fireworks.
The full-height queen remained on the right, smiling from pavement to roof.
The centre float wobbled.
The left carried one drum, one jewel and a man still selling drinks.
Nobody had found the brakes.
High above the city, the statue on the mountain kept both arms open.
Rio had three queens, one damaged axle and a parade moving downhill.
At least somebody was ready to catch it.
Huff & Puff CollectR 2 doesn’t offer payouts. It offers perspective.